Sun, Squeeze and Staton

I'm awake. Mexican food has given me roaring indigestion. There is more moisture in talcum powder than my mouth and it is 4.35am. Oh, and my bladder is as full as David Crosby's waistband and I'm in a tiny tent.

Feeling blue

If you’ve ever had the good fortune to catch ITV’s Jeremy Kyle Show, you may recall the host stating with alarming frequency that he is ‘paid to tell the truth’. So, inspired by the dubious assertions of Jez, I’d like to make the same claim. And to prove it, here’s some truth:

Avatar is awful.